The rules

With a cheering team in the blogosphere who needs Caroline and I anymore.

All your wishes and warm thoughs help her yesterday. She would not do the stairs but did a total of 11 laps. I think the floor nurses wonder about us, because Jane and I bicker the whole walk, I will give you an example of conversations.

Jane- I have never breathed right.

Me- you have to breath right, or you would be dead.

Jane- I take small steps, I have never taken large steps.

Me.- PT told you to take big slow steps, and look up.

Jane- I never look up

Me- then how do you know where you are going.

Jane- I only want to do 1 lap.

Me- do two

Jane – no, I am tired.

Me- well if you can fight with me you can do one more lap.

On the news front it looks like Mooma will be heading home on Thursday! So we will now establish the visitor’s rules.

1- Email or call (do not call house call cell) to schedule an appointment. For a visit or drop off food ect.

2- I will then add your visit to the pages category of the blog, so you can know what time slot is free.

3- When you come over, you may not just sit and chat, you have to make Mooma move to 3 chairs or a lap in the house or garden during the span of your visit.

a. Failure to do lap or move to a new chair could impede further visits.

4- No cookies or treats may be given to Mooma until she has completed her task of the day.

Failure to do this will result in being locked in a room with Puck, the bipolar kitty.

So lets bring our new and improved mooma home! Thanks again for the warm wishes.

P